"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist."Dave Barry on Albert Einstein
"If you hear a voice within you say 'you cannot paint,' then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced."Dave Barry on Vincent Van Gogh
"The highest art is always the most religious, and the greatest artist is always a devout person."Dave Barry on Abraham Lincoln
"The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance."Dave Barry on Aristotle
"A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament."Dave Barry on Oscar Wilde
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."
"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."