"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice."
"Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present."Dave Barry on Roger Babson
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."Dave Barry on Abraham Lincoln
"Lost time is never found again."Dave Barry on Benjamin Franklin
"Patience and time do more than strength or passion."Dave Barry on Jean de La Fontaine
"The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is."Dave Barry on C. S. Lewis
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."