"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."Dave Barry on Mark Twain
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."Dave Barry on Henry Ford
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."Dave Barry on Mark Twain
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."Dave Barry on Kurt Vonnegut
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."Dave Barry on Robert Frost
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."
"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."