"The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat."
"The empires of the future are the empires of the mind."Dave Barry on Winston Churchill
"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future."Dave Barry on Oscar Wilde
"Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life."Dave Barry on Steve Jobs
"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."Dave Barry on Albert Einstein
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves."Dave Barry on William Shakespeare
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."