"The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat."
"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."Dave Barry on Mahatma Gandhi
"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life."Dave Barry on Robert A. Heinlein
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."Dave Barry on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."Dave Barry on Dwight D. Eisenhower
"There is more to life than increasing its speed."Dave Barry on Mahatma Gandhi
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."