"The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs."
"Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."Dave Barry on Thomas Jefferson
"Rather be dead than cool."Dave Barry on Kurt Cobain
"All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough."Dave Barry on Angelina Jolie
"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."Dave Barry on Walt Whitman
"It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof."Dave Barry on Bill Gates
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."