"The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs."
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."Dave Barry on Marcus Aurelius
"Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either."Dave Barry on Albert Einstein
"Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth."Dave Barry on Buddha
"I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant."Dave Barry on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."Dave Barry on Winston Churchill
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."