"The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."Dave Barry on Albert Einstein
"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."Dave Barry on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Science investigates religion interprets. Science gives man knowledge which is power religion gives man wisdom which is control."Dave Barry on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right a single experiment can prove me wrong."Dave Barry on Albert Einstein
"Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss."Dave Barry on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."