"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."Dave Barry on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent."Dave Barry on Buddha
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."Dave Barry on Albert Einstein
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."Dave Barry on Mark Twain
"Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see."Dave Barry on Helen Keller
"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."