"I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Dave Chappelle on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Dave Chappelle on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Dave Chappelle on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Dave Chappelle on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Dave Chappelle on Henry David Thoreau
"I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed."
"The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back."
"I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally."
"I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it."
"You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous."