"I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."Dave Chappelle on Mark Twain
"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."Dave Chappelle on Albert Einstein
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."Dave Chappelle on Colin Powell
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."Dave Chappelle on Dale Carnegie
"If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance."Dave Chappelle on Abraham Lincoln
"The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back."
"I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally."
"I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it."
"You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous."
"Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything."