"Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Dave Chappelle on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Dave Chappelle on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Dave Chappelle on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Dave Chappelle on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Dave Chappelle on Elbert Hubbard
"I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed."
"The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back."
"I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally."
"I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it."
"You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous."