"There are obviously legal restrictions on what you can do on TV in the States, as there are everywhere."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Dave Rowntree on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Dave Rowntree on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Dave Rowntree on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Dave Rowntree on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Dave Rowntree on Plato
"The days when you needed amazing Silicon Graphics machines to run animation software are gone now."