"As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset."
"A joke is a very serious thing."David Alan Grier on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."David Alan Grier on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."David Alan Grier on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."David Alan Grier on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."David Alan Grier on Henry Ward Beecher
"Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out."
"When I was a kid, I wanted to walk with my dad's limp - my dad was my hero - but that infuriated him, and he would make me walk back and forth in the living room until I walked without it."
"I try to make my bed every day for mental health. Coming home to an unmade bed or a room with clothes all over will depress me."