"When I was a kid, I wanted to walk with my dad's limp - my dad was my hero - but that infuriated him, and he would make me walk back and forth in the living room until I walked without it."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."David Alan Grier on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."David Alan Grier on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."David Alan Grier on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."David Alan Grier on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."David Alan Grier on Friedrich Nietzsche
"Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out."
"I try to make my bed every day for mental health. Coming home to an unmade bed or a room with clothes all over will depress me."
"As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset."