"The unfortunate thing about working for yourself is that you have the worst boss in the world. I work every day of the year except at Christmas, when I work a half day."
"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."David Eddings on Calvin Coolidge
"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."David Eddings on Roy L. Smith
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."David Eddings on George Carlin
"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."David Eddings on Dr. Seuss
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."David Eddings on Benjamin Franklin
"I wrote a novel for my degree, and I'm very happy I didn't submit that to a publisher. I sympathize with my professors who had to read it."
"I get up at an unholy hour in the morning my work day is completed by the time the sun rises. I have a slightly bad back which has made an enormous contribution to American literature."
"I hesitate to predict whether this theory is true. But if the general opinion of Mankind is optimistic then we're in for a period of extreme popularity for science fiction."
"I taught in a small teacher's college for three or four years, at which point all the administrators got a pay raise and the teaching faculty didn't."