"I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends."
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."David Gallagher on Mae West
"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."David Gallagher on Keanu Reeves
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."David Gallagher on Mitch Hedberg
"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."David Gallagher on Keith Sweat
"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."David Gallagher on Wayne Dyer