"As a physician and as a pilot, I think it lets me be a pretty good translator having one foot in the medical world and one foot in the flying world. Sometimes when the medical guys come in and speak medical stuff to the pilots, the pilots really don't know what they're saying."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."David M. Brown on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."David M. Brown on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."David M. Brown on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."David M. Brown on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."David M. Brown on Erma Bombeck