"Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."David Ogden Stiers on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."David Ogden Stiers on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."David Ogden Stiers on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."David Ogden Stiers on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."David Ogden Stiers on Elbert Hubbard
"Every time I hear, Cut. Print, something cold and electrical goes off in my head, because I'm never going to change that film."
"Something happens to us all when we experience something as a unit that doesn't occur when we're on our couches or holding our little portable DVD players."
"What we have to get clear to kids is that when you offer your stillness and open yourself to the experience of music, it pays you back more than you give."
"My father, who died a few years ago, was a good, simple, very honest man. His faith and affection for his family was just unassailable, without question."
"Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten."