"To be famous and broke is hard."
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."David Spade on Andy Warhol
"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."David Spade on Walt Disney
"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."David Spade on Voltaire
"We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free."David Spade on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."David Spade on Ambrose Bierce
"It's funny because it's funny."
"There's always something funny about men chasing women."
"I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose."