"Your relationship with an agent has got to be mutually beneficial. If you can't help their careers, then they're not going to be interested."
"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."David Steinberg on Keith Sweat
"Spiritual relationship is far more precious than physical. Physical relationship divorced from spiritual is body without soul."David Steinberg on Mahatma Gandhi
"One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives."David Steinberg on Euripides
"Courage means to keep working a relationship, to continue seeking solutions to difficult problems, and to stay focused during stressful periods."David Steinberg on Denis Waitley
"You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity."David Steinberg on Epicurus
"I don't really dissect comedy. Nothing kills off humor more than overanalyzing it."
"I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, you're going to make a lousy comedian."
"When I started, you didn't make a lot of money by being a comedian. You didn't get a lot of respect."