"It's useless to try and make rhyme or reason of it, because one guy thinks one thing and the other guy sees a whole other thing. So I try not to take them too seriously. Lately I have them screened so I only read the positive ones."
"The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge."David Zucker on Albert Einstein
"I do believe we're all connected. I do believe in positive energy. I do believe in the power of prayer. I do believe in putting good out into the world. And I believe in taking care of each other."David Zucker on Harvey Fierstein
"Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results."David Zucker on Willie Nelson
"Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will."David Zucker on Zig Ziglar
"If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes."David Zucker on John Wooden
"I don't really know a lot of famous people. I've met a lot of famous people. If I ran into Tom Hanks today, I would have to remind him who I was and he would then remember me. But he wouldn't come up to me and say, 'Hi Dave!'"
"I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early '70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire."