"I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me."
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning."Denis Leary on Albert Einstein
"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."Denis Leary on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."Denis Leary on Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return."Denis Leary on Maya Angelou
"I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe."Denis Leary on Dalai Lama
"Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct."
"Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish."
"You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't."
"The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work."
"I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?"