"Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Denis Leary on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Denis Leary on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Denis Leary on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Denis Leary on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Denis Leary on Benjamin Franklin
"Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish."
"You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't."
"The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work."
"I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?"
"I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me."