"Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."Denis Leary on Albert Einstein
"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."Denis Leary on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Science investigates religion interprets. Science gives man knowledge which is power religion gives man wisdom which is control."Denis Leary on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right a single experiment can prove me wrong."Denis Leary on Albert Einstein
"Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss."Denis Leary on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct."
"Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish."
"You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't."
"The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work."
"I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?"