"I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Dennis Miller on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Dennis Miller on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Dennis Miller on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Dennis Miller on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Dennis Miller on Friedrich Nietzsche
"What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign."
"The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country."
"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R."
"The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood."
"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it."