"Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways."
"To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him."Dennis Miller on Buddha
"A child who is allowed to be disrespectful to his parents will not have true respect for anyone."Dennis Miller on Billy Graham
"We never know the love of a parent till we become parents ourselves."Dennis Miller on Henry Ward Beecher
"I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection."Dennis Miller on Sigmund Freud
"Even as kids reach adolescence, they need more than ever for us to watch over them. Adolescence is not about letting go. It's about hanging on during a very bumpy ride."Dennis Miller on Ron Taffel
"What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign."
"I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life."
"The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country."
"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R."
"The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood."