"The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood."
"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world."Dennis Miller on Nelson Mandela
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."Dennis Miller on Albert Einstein
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."Dennis Miller on Aristotle
"My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors."Dennis Miller on Maya Angelou
"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."Dennis Miller on Oscar Wilde
"What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign."
"I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life."
"The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country."
"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R."
"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it."