"The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country."
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."Dennis Miller on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent."Dennis Miller on Buddha
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."Dennis Miller on Albert Einstein
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."Dennis Miller on Mark Twain
"Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see."Dennis Miller on Helen Keller
"What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign."
"I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life."
"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R."
"The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood."
"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it."