"At least 50 times. I've jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a car. I've been in bedrooms when women came in with knives and guns."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Dennis Rodman on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Dennis Rodman on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Dennis Rodman on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Dennis Rodman on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Dennis Rodman on Steven Wright
"Death has always had a prominent place in my mind. There are times when I think somebody might kill me."
"A player dreams of being a superstar, but he doesn't want people flocking all over him asking for an autograph."
"I think marriage and athletes is a bad combination."
"I'm nothing more than a sports slave."
"There is so much hypocrisy in sports."