"Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Dick Van Dyke on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Dick Van Dyke on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Dick Van Dyke on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Dick Van Dyke on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Dick Van Dyke on Henry Ward Beecher
"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them."