"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Dick Van Dyke on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Dick Van Dyke on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Dick Van Dyke on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Dick Van Dyke on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Dick Van Dyke on John Lennon
"Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him."