"I love cats."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Dick Van Patten on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Dick Van Patten on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Dick Van Patten on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Dick Van Patten on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Dick Van Patten on Josh Billings