"I like getting married, but I don't like being married."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Don Adams on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Don Adams on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Don Adams on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Don Adams on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Don Adams on James C. Dobson