"Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Don Rickles on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Don Rickles on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Don Rickles on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Don Rickles on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Don Rickles on Henry Ward Beecher
"When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last."
"You can't study comedy it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude."
"You know what's funny to me? Attitude."
"Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed."
"Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?"