"Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that."
"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future."Don Rickles on John F. Kennedy
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself."Don Rickles on Mark Twain
"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."Don Rickles on Plato
"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand."Don Rickles on Milton Friedman
"It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."Don Rickles on Joseph Stalin
"When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last."
"You can't study comedy it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude."
"You know what's funny to me? Attitude."
"Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed."
"Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?"