"Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."Don Rickles on Mark Twain
"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."Don Rickles on Albert Einstein
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."Don Rickles on Colin Powell
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."Don Rickles on Dale Carnegie
"If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance."Don Rickles on Abraham Lincoln
"When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last."
"You can't study comedy it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude."
"You know what's funny to me? Attitude."
"Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?"
"Funny is funny."