"It was all that stuff about taking your parents' car when you're 13, sneaking booze into rock shows and ditching school with your friends. I could relate to that as a former teenager, rather than as a present parent."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Donal Logue on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Donal Logue on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Donal Logue on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Donal Logue on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Donal Logue on Steven Wright
"I don't think a show's ever changed networks in the middle of the season before, but it was cool because they gave us those extra couple years of life that was necessary to get us to syndication."
"My mom, she's from Ireland, coached tennis in Nigeria when she was a missionary and turned me on to it when I was young."