"Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You can lie down or get back into life. Do something for someone else."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Doris Roberts on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Doris Roberts on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Doris Roberts on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Doris Roberts on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Doris Roberts on Henry Ward Beecher
"With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me."
"You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car."
"I'm learning something all the time. That's the way I want it to go, and that's the way I'll go until I am no longer on this planet."
"I used to sit near Marilyn Monroe in the Actor's Studio. She'd get dressed up because that was her identity. Sad. Those cameras wouldn't leave her alone. She didn't know where to hide."
"Everybody's a teacher if you listen."