"I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?"
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Doug Coupland on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Doug Coupland on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Doug Coupland on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Doug Coupland on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Doug Coupland on Benjamin Franklin
"Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives."
"The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself."
"The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all."
"Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure."
"Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time."