"If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Doug Coupland on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Doug Coupland on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Doug Coupland on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Doug Coupland on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Doug Coupland on Josh Billings
"Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives."
"The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself."
"The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all."
"Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure."
"Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time."