"Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people."
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."Doug Coupland on Mae West
"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."Doug Coupland on Keanu Reeves
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."Doug Coupland on Mitch Hedberg
"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."Doug Coupland on Keith Sweat
"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."Doug Coupland on Wayne Dyer
"Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives."
"The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself."
"The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all."
"Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure."
"Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time."