"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Doug Larson on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Doug Larson on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Doug Larson on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Doug Larson on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Doug Larson on Henry Ward Beecher
"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."