"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows."
"He plants trees to benefit another generation."Doug Larson on Caecilius Statius
"If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need."Doug Larson on Marcus Tullius Cicero
"What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have never been discovered."Doug Larson on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Remember that children, marriages, and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get."Doug Larson on H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
"The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there."Doug Larson on George Bernard Shaw
"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."