"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows."
"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."Doug Larson on Maya Angelou
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school."Doug Larson on Albert Einstein
"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools."Doug Larson on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."Doug Larson on Mahatma Gandhi
"Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future. Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether it's at work or with your family. Every minute should be enjoyed and savored."Doug Larson on Earl Nightingale
"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."