"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work."
"Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present."Doug Larson on Roger Babson
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."Doug Larson on Abraham Lincoln
"Lost time is never found again."Doug Larson on Benjamin Franklin
"Patience and time do more than strength or passion."Doug Larson on Jean de La Fontaine
"The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is."Doug Larson on C. S. Lewis
"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."