"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."Doug Larson on Emo Philips
"Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy."Doug Larson on Joseph Campbell
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."Doug Larson on Stephen Hawking
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."Doug Larson on Pablo Picasso
"I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user."Doug Larson on Bill Gates
"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."