"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."Doug Larson on Mark Twain
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."Doug Larson on Henry Ford
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."Doug Larson on Mark Twain
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."Doug Larson on Kurt Vonnegut
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."Doug Larson on Robert Frost
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."
"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."