"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
"Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out."Doug Larson on John Wooden
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny."Doug Larson on Thomas Jefferson
"In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing."Doug Larson on Theodore Roosevelt
"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting."Doug Larson on e. e. cummings
"In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher."Doug Larson on Dalai Lama
"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."
"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."