"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
"Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present."Douglas Adams on Roger Babson
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."Douglas Adams on Abraham Lincoln
"Lost time is never found again."Douglas Adams on Benjamin Franklin
"Patience and time do more than strength or passion."Douglas Adams on Jean de La Fontaine
"The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is."Douglas Adams on C. S. Lewis
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
"He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot."
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."